Sorry I missed last week’s Feel Good Friday and to make up for it, here are a few from Jacqueline Gum, author of Confessions of a Corporate Slut, Facebook friend Tony Middleton and that mischievous Fran Fischer AKA Fishducky.
A 65-year-old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, “Is my time up?”
God said, “No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she…
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