This weekend, the clocks go back so in honour of grabbing an extra hour in bed on Sunday, here’s a few jokes about time. My thanks go to Tom, Paul, Gilly and Rob from Derby for them.
A social worker asks a colleague: “What time is it?”
The other one answers: “Sorry, don’t know, I have no watch.”
The first one: “Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it.”
Q: Why don’t women wear watches?
A: There’s a clock on the stove!
Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
“What’s that big brass gong for?” one of his friends asked.
“It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock” the drunk replied.
“A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his astonished friend.
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