Feel Good Friday – Time

Facing 50 with humour.

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This weekend, the clocks go back so in honour of grabbing an extra hour in bed on Sunday, here’s a few jokes about time. My thanks go to Tom, Paul, Gilly and Rob from Derby for them.

A social worker asks a colleague: “What time is it?”
The other one answers: “Sorry, don’t know, I have no watch.”
The first one: “Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it.”

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Q: Why don’t women wear watches?

A: There’s a clock on the stove!

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Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
“What’s that big brass gong for?” one of his friends asked.
“It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock” the drunk replied.
“A talking clock? Seriously?” asked his astonished friend.
“Yup”…

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One Response to Feel Good Friday – Time

  1. carolewyer says:

    🙂 Thank you for reblogging this, Carol. Hope they made you smile. x

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